“He is the man who is most certainly inspirational, he is the icon who is most definitely motivational and he is the Superstar who is most of all...Sensational! Ladies and gentlemen, commoners and cretins – I proudly give to you, the 'Teen Sensation' CHRISTOPHER!” - James R. Kennedy
Well here we are once again, in public address with the “Sports Entertainment Agent To The Stars”. Mark Dallas, the owner and operator of ICW approached me, rather hesitantly it has to be said, recently and asked me a question – one which I will attempt to...translate and colour up for those of you who decide not to butcher this great language. “James,” the man opened, “we here at ICW have decided to give our great fanbase more content than ever over at www.InsaneWrestling.co.uk. We already have taken significant strides to ensure the company has a heavy presence on YouTube, but would also love to offer real insight into the minds of the stars who make ICW great. Needless to say, the 'Teen Sensation' Christopher is the biggest star we have under contract, and it would make sense to give fans the opportunity to hear words straight from his golden mouth. How would you feel about asking that Sensational Human Being (TM) if he would be willing to shed light on his personal life, as well as the pressures of being such a Superstar, each and every fortnight on the website?”.
Needless to say, yours truly has taken a little liberty with the grammar, punctuation and overall cadence of the question posed, but Mr. Dallas must be commended for his taste in sports entertainers. Further to this, despite assurances that Christopher's private life would be protected to the full extent of ICW's powers, we simply couldn't risk any mis-quoting by the monkeys who “work” over at ICW HQ. Besides, the great man himself – Christopher of course – is an extremely busy personality, rarely finding time even for a bite to eat between public appearances, merchandising meetings, photoshoots and concerts. Therefore, the owner and majority shareholder in the 'Sensational Brand' made the call for myself – his vocal representative (not to mention close personal family friend) – to keep you, the ICW fans up to date with exactly what is happening in the universe of the 'Teen Sensation'.
With all that in mind, join us over the coming months as we keep everyone in the loop as to what is happening within the beautifully-busy bubble that is the life of Christopher, whilst also giving thoughts, opinion and overall...advice on what is happening elsewhere in ICW and to the characters who are lucky enough to grace the same building as His Majesty.
Speaking of which, yours truly shall leave you with this cute little video, which deals directly (as only the 'Teen Sensation' does) with the issuing of a challenge to Johnny Moss, or “Mossy” as most of you commoners refer to him as. Injury or not, Christopher and myself would like to invite Mr. Moss to appear at this upcoming “Hadouken!” event on September 2nd, and be man enough to face his excellence one-on-one. We're very sure he won't let you, his beloved 'hardcore' fans down. Sit back, relax, watch and enjoy. You never know, you might just learn something...
